gordsellar’s avatargordsellar’s Twitter Archive—№ 7,728

    1. That feeling when a student you've never met emails you to ask for tutoring, and mentions he's seen you in the elevator in the same sentence as mentioning that he lives on the X floor of Y apartment complex...
  1. …in reply to @gordsellar
    The weird part is that we live on X floor, but not in Y building. Online search reveals that Y apt. complex is in a totally different city. Like, I'm pretty sure you're not seeing *me* in the elevator. Maybe ask this other guy to tutor you? (Because no, I'm not tutoring him.)
    1. …in reply to @gordsellar
      Gotta to admit, I don't know whether such requests are common anymore: "Dear complete stranger, please [do English-related labor] for me, and please don't notice I said nothing about pay." Used to *very* common—like, sometimes it was constant. Maybe less so nowadays? *shrug*