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Okay, my son is finally starting to get the idea of jokes. Since he's still a huge dinosaur fan, I've been thinking up jokes on the theme. Some of them are way over his head, though, so I'm sharing the ones I've thought up here. More dino jokes welcome. Complaints, not so...Permalink On twitter.com
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When the baby pachycephalosaurus refused to take a bath, what did its parents say? ("Stop being so hard-headed!")Permalink On twitter.com
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Why did Velociraptors speak French? ("They were all Claude.") (Apologies to French speakers who don't mispronounce the name as a homophone of "clawed.")Permalink On twitter.com
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Which dinosaur is always willing to give something a shot at least once? ("Try-ceratops.")Permalink On twitter.com
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What did the unhappy Ankylosaurus offer the T.Rex? ("A tail of woe!")Permalink On twitter.com
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What do the other dinosaurs hum when the Spinosaurus leaves? ("Sail away, Sail away, Sail away...") youtube.com/watch?v=LTrk4X9ACtwPermalink On twitter.com
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Why did the Brontosaurus need a break after its long walk? ("Because it was a sore'o'pod.")Permalink On twitter.com
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How does the Maiasaura know so much? ("It's an eggs-pert!")Permalink On twitter.com
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Which dinosaur likes hip-hop music? ("The veloci-rap-tor!") (Also, for French speakers: "Which dinosaur likes bicycles?" Same answer, different emphasis: "velo-ciraptor.")Permalink On twitter.com
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Which dinosaur is the most fun? ("Play-seiosaur!")Permalink On twitter.com
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Why couldn't anyone tell what the pteranodon was doing in the bathroom? ("Because the P is silent.") (Ironically, the P is not silent in the Korean pronunciation of pteranodon.)Permalink On twitter.com
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How should you compliment a triceratops? ("You're looking sharp today!")Permalink On twitter.com
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What was the dinosaur's favorite cold drink? ("Iced T[ea] Rex.")On twitter.com