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Today my toddler son offered to poop for me, since he poops better than I do. I told him everyone is good at pooping (overgeneralization, I know) and he laughed maniacally at me.Permalink On twitter.com
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(Poop for me as in, “You don’t need to do that, I’ll do it instead...”, by the way, in case someone thought he was offering me a present or something.)On twitter.com