gordsellar’s avatargordsellar’s Twitter Archive—№ 9,245

                      1. Okay, my son is finally starting to get the idea of jokes. Since he's still a huge dinosaur fan, I've been thinking up jokes on the theme. Some of them are way over his head, though, so I'm sharing the ones I've thought up here. More dino jokes welcome. Complaints, not so...
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                      When the baby pachycephalosaurus refused to take a bath, what did its parents say? ("Stop being so hard-headed!")
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                    Why did Velociraptors speak French? ("They were all Claude.") (Apologies to French speakers who don't mispronounce the name as a homophone of "clawed.")
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                  Which dinosaur is always willing to give something a shot at least once? ("Try-ceratops.")
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                What did the unhappy Ankylosaurus offer the T.Rex? ("A tail of woe!")
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              What do the other dinosaurs hum when the Spinosaurus leaves? ("Sail away, Sail away, Sail away...") youtube.com/watch?v=LTrk4X9ACtw
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            Why did the Brontosaurus need a break after its long walk? ("Because it was a sore'o'pod.")
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          How does the Maiasaura know so much? ("It's an eggs-pert!")
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        Which dinosaur likes hip-hop music? ("The veloci-rap-tor!") (Also, for French speakers: "Which dinosaur likes bicycles?" Same answer, different emphasis: "velo-ciraptor.")
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      Which dinosaur is the most fun? ("Play-seiosaur!")
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    Why couldn't anyone tell what the pteranodon was doing in the bathroom? ("Because the P is silent.") (Ironically, the P is not silent in the Korean pronunciation of pteranodon.)
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      How should you compliment a triceratops? ("You're looking sharp today!")
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        What was the dinosaur's favorite cold drink? ("Iced T[ea] Rex.")